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v1
I'm sure you think that I can not go on
You're prolly right, but hey you could be wrong
I'll tell you how I landed in this jam
Wrapped up in casts with a bult-in bed pan
You won't believe me
You'll say I'm insane
Don't you roll your eyes at me
Just let me explain
ref.
Yesterday I could fly
But I was shot by the FBI
They sniped me from 10 miles away
Broke my heart and spine that day
Here I thought I could soar
Now I can't move my body anymore
I think I'm gonna die
Yes I'm sure I will die
Now I'm convinced I will die
v2
They thought I was a UFO from space
Sent here to take over the human race
If they'd give me a chance I'd let them know
That I'm a harmless freak so let me go
I found an old lamp
In my dusty attic
And like in the movies
A genie came out of it
ref.
So I wished I could fly
It was great 'till those jerks came by
Ever since I was a wee youngster
I wanted to fly like the birds
So I jumped on the chance
Shoulda wished for resilience
That way I wouldn't die
For sure I couldn't die
It'd be great not to die
v3
I'm going to Area 51
That's where they keep all the cool aliens
I overheard they want to study me
And that they have dissection tools ready
I'm just a person
With magic powers
Why are you glaring
At my white powder?
ref.
Yesterday I could fly
But I was shot by the FBI
They sniped me from 10 miles away
Broke my heart and spine that day
Here I thought I could soar
Now I can't move my body anymore
I think I'm gonna die
Yes I'm sure I will die
Now I'm convinced I will die
I'm sure you think that I can not go on
You're prolly right, but hey you could be wrong
I'll tell you how I landed in this jam
Wrapped up in casts with a bult-in bed pan
You won't believe me
You'll say I'm insane
Don't you roll your eyes at me
Just let me explain
ref.
Yesterday I could fly
But I was shot by the FBI
They sniped me from 10 miles away
Broke my heart and spine that day
Here I thought I could soar
Now I can't move my body anymore
I think I'm gonna die
Yes I'm sure I will die
Now I'm convinced I will die
v2
They thought I was a UFO from space
Sent here to take over the human race
If they'd give me a chance I'd let them know
That I'm a harmless freak so let me go
I found an old lamp
In my dusty attic
And like in the movies
A genie came out of it
ref.
So I wished I could fly
It was great 'till those jerks came by
Ever since I was a wee youngster
I wanted to fly like the birds
So I jumped on the chance
Shoulda wished for resilience
That way I wouldn't die
For sure I couldn't die
It'd be great not to die
v3
I'm going to Area 51
That's where they keep all the cool aliens
I overheard they want to study me
And that they have dissection tools ready
I'm just a person
With magic powers
Why are you glaring
At my white powder?
ref.
Yesterday I could fly
But I was shot by the FBI
They sniped me from 10 miles away
Broke my heart and spine that day
Here I thought I could soar
Now I can't move my body anymore
I think I'm gonna die
Yes I'm sure I will die
Now I'm convinced I will die
This is a little parody thing I wrote to the tune of "I Believe I Can Fly" by R Kelly. Here's the song if you need to refresh your memory: [link]
I added a third verse to mine.
I had this idea when I was coming back from the dining hall and I just had to write it down. Since I was outside and didn't have paper, I started writing it down in a text message on my phone 'til I got back home to my computer .
Personally, I think the ending is a little weak, but I'm sure that's because my brain was running out of juice by then XD.
Enjoy! Maybe you'll get a laugh or two out of it .
Does dA have a category for parodies? I'm not used to submitting lit so I just winged it.
I added a third verse to mine.
I had this idea when I was coming back from the dining hall and I just had to write it down. Since I was outside and didn't have paper, I started writing it down in a text message on my phone 'til I got back home to my computer .
Personally, I think the ending is a little weak, but I'm sure that's because my brain was running out of juice by then XD.
Enjoy! Maybe you'll get a laugh or two out of it .
Does dA have a category for parodies? I'm not used to submitting lit so I just winged it.
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